What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

How can I get a girlfriend? I am 26.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

HELLO

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

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I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

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Sure no problem officer.

{RING} {RING}

After a few moments he returns.

What's the point of gender reassignment surgery which doesn't change a person's chromosomes?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Yes sir it is.

What is the estimated number of people with an extra X chromosome?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?